This looks like a butthole
Damn mother nature better chill 🍆👀
AAGGGGGGGGGRRRRARARRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH TTHHHIIIICCCCCCC!!!
How Introverts Make Friends
- - online
- - an extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them
is this that guy from undertales
yeah that’s john understale
Whats the other ones name
scootz
Anonymous asked:
I hate that I can't function without romance.
goopy-amethyst answered:
Honestly I am so cheesy and needy that I kind of know how you feel…
at 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream
i didn’t mean to make this so ominous. i meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison. usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.
That didn’t really make it less ominous
are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist
me: having several breakdowns, hasn’t eaten or showered in 5 days, on the verge of tears 24/7, doesn’t remember the last time i was happy
friend: hey I’m having a really hard time rn
me: OMG 😲 BABy!!!! 😢😢😢 ARE YOU OKAY😫I’m HERE FOR YOU!!!! ❤️💛💕💛❤️❤️PLEASE TALK 🗣🗣🗣TO ME!!!!!! RANT tO ME!!!! 👌🏽😩😫😢I am ALWAYS here for you my love!!!!!!!! 💯 👊🏽 sweet ANGEL!!!¡!1!!1!!!!! 👼🏽🙇🏽♀️🙆🏽👼🏽👼🏽👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👭👂🏽✍🏽💪🏽
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
I guess he had some beeves with this new information
Sitting outside in my pajamas listening to an audio book enjoying the weather. It so nice tonight. It’s relaxing to get some fresh air!
Look at how gorgeous my friend looks!
See:
- Their awesome hair
- Their face!!!
😍
😍
😍
- Those badass piercings
- Also good lighting in the photo!
Overall A++ should selfie again
Awww thanks friend!!!
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